Transcript:2016 Birthday event

Speaking to Gnome child

 * Player: Hello, what are you doing here?
 * Gnome child: I was visiting Lumbridge and a terrible thing has happened.
 * Player: Oh no! What unfortunate series of event have befallen you?
 * Gnome child: I have lost my hat, it is the source of everything that makes me what I am.
 * Player: And what are you?
 * Gnome child: Incomprehensible to those of lesser perception.
 * Player: Ooookayyy... Do you want some help?
 * Gnome child: Yes, my hat must be somewhere close by. I'd imagine if you ask someone who always hangs around here, they may have seen it.
 * Player: I'm on it boss!

Speaking to Hans

 * Hans: Hello. What are you doing here?
 * 1) Gnomechild's missing hat.
 * 2) *Player: Hans! Hans! You've been walking around this courtyard since we were two dimensional, have you seen the Gnome Child's hat? He has lost it.
 * 3) *Hans: Ummm... a little green hat? Yes, a seagull picked it up and flew off.
 * 4) *Player: Really? A seagull picked up a hat? Can they do that?
 * 5) *Hans: So it seems! I'm afraid I didn't happen to see which way it went.
 * 6) Talk about something else.
 * 7) *(Standard dialogue shows)

Speaking to Captain Tobias

 * 1) Gnomechild's missing hat.
 * Player: Hey, this is a bit of a long shot, but have you seen a seagull carrying a small green conical hat?
 * Captain Tobias: Any other day I'd ask if you've been on the Karamjan rum, but today has been an odd day for hats.
 * Player: What do you mean?
 * Captain Tobias: Well... I'm sure I saw an old man in White armour walk by earlier wearing the hat you described.
 * Player: Brilliant, thanks!
 * 1) Talk about something else.
 * 2) *(Standard dialogue shows)

Speaking to Sir Tiffy Cashien

 * 1) Gnomechild's missing hat.
 * Sir Tiffy Cashien: What ho, sirrah. Have you come for the present?
 * Player: What?
 * Sir Tiffy Cashien: You are the courier I sent for to collect this present?
 * Player: Er yes, of course. Courier, that's me. I'm from the umm... Castle Courier Service.
 * Sir Tiffy Cashien: Jolly good, it is for my grandson you see. His name is Ebel Lum. I hope one day he'll follow in my footsteps and become a White Knight.
 * Player: Did you get your grandson anything nice?
 * Sir Tiffy Cashien: Why yes, I found a green hat that would fit him perfectly.
 * Player: I'm sure he'll love it. I better be off now, I wouldn't want to be late.
 * Sir Tiffy Cashien: Please look after the present, I wouldn't want my grandson to think I forgot his birthday.
 * Sir Tiffy Cashien hands you a nicely wrapped present.
 * 1) Talk about something else.
 * 2) *(Standard dialogue shows)

Speaking to Gnome child

 * Player: All hail! I have thou hat of power oh magnificent one!
 * Gnome child: Why are you talking like that?
 * Player: Oh sorry, I mean... I have found your hat in this box.
 * Gnome child: No you haven't.
 * Player: Huh?
 * Gnome child: I've got my hat back already.
 * Player: So what's in this box?
 * Gnome child: The hat is being considered to be simultaneously present and absent until the box is opened and the hat observed.
 * Player: I don't think I understood any of that.
 * Gnome child: Open it and find out!